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Which Woonzi are you?
Meet Goofy.

Has never had a thought that stayed inside. Including at Thanksgiving. Especially at Thanksgiving.

Life of the dinner tableDad-joke certifiedAlways snacking

🎁 Know a Goofy? They’ll wear it to answer the door. You’ve been warned.

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Free Goofy green combKeeps the hair fluffy. Matches your Woonzi.
Woonzi

Woonzi

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Material: CloudCurl™ fleece, our extra-soft, dense coral fleece (100% polyester).
Care: Wash before first use. Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) on a gentle cycle with mild detergent, colors separately. Hang to dry. Do not iron or dry clean.

Processing: 1–4 business days to prepare your order.
United States: Estimated delivery 3–12 business days after your order ships.
Rest of the world: Estimated delivery 7–15 business days after your order ships.
All times are estimates. Customs can sometimes add a few days. Every order ships with tracking. Full shipping policy

"I bought the green monster for my teenage daughter. My daughter wears it every day. She wore when she went to the ski hill and tubing park and received so many compliments and inquiries."

Luis M.

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200K+followers on Facebook & Instagram4personalities. 4 different faces.A free matching comb witheveryWoonzi200K+followers on Facebook & Instagram4personalities. 4 different faces.A free matching comb witheveryWoonzi
Not another onesie. A personality you can wear. Not another onesie. A personality you can wear.

Not another onesie.
A personality you can wear.

Four Woonzis, four faces. Each one has its own eyes, its own hair and its own way of handling Mondays.

Meet the Woonzis

Four personalities, four faces. Find yours. Or find the one you live with.

Meet Goofy.
Wide eyes, open mouth, always up to something

Meet Goofy.

Has never had a thought that stayed inside. Including at Thanksgiving. Especially at Thanksgiving.

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Still does the voices when reading bedtime stories. The kids are 17 and 22.

Laughs at the punchline before getting to it. Sometimes never gets there. The table laughs anyway.

The pocket buddy has heard every dad joke 400 times. Still laughs. Mostly out of politeness.

Warning: Goofy may cause weird looks in the grocery store, inside jokes nobody else gets, and talking to the dog in a fake British accent.
Natural habitatWherever the snacks are.
That’s so meThat’s so someone I know →
Meet Offline.
Heavy lids, slow blink, fully unbothered

Meet Offline.

Not ignoring you. Just hasn’t seen the phone since Tuesday. Not sure which Tuesday. Not looking.

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Believes most problems can be solved with a nap, and the rest with a longer nap.

Doesn’t do mornings, alarms, or emails marked “urgent.”

The pocket buddy once suggested going outside. They haven’t spoken since. Offline calls it “healthy boundaries.”

Warning: Offline may cause unanswered texts, a deep bond with your couch, quietly celebrating when plans get cancelled, and the firm belief that tomorrow is a great day to do things.
Natural habitatThe couch, Friday night to Monday morning.
That’s so meThat’s so someone I know →
Meet Daydreamer.
Eyes up, mind elsewhere, smiling about it

Meet Daydreamer.

You’re talking. Daydreamer is nodding. Also standing in a vineyard in Tuscany, and the hair looks amazing.

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Every commute is a movie. Rain on the window, the right song on, main character leaving it all behind. Going to the dentist.

Has planned the kitchen renovation, the early retirement and the trip to Japan. All during one meeting.

The pocket buddy is in every one of these movies. Always as an extra.

Warning: Daydreamer may cause glassy eyes mid-conversation, long stares out of windows, winning arguments in the shower, and browsing houses in countries you've never been to.
Natural habitatBy the window, coffee going cold.
That’s so meThat’s so someone I know →
Meet Introvert.
Side-eye, closed mouth, quietly judging

Meet Introvert.

Not shy. Just been social for 20 minutes today and needs to lie down.

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Loves people. In theory. From a distance.

The circle is small. Very small. Mostly the pocket buddy, and they communicate exclusively through meaningful silence.

Idea of a wild night? Plans getting canceled last minute. Still thinks about it. It was beautiful.

Warning: Introvert may cause pretending you’re not home, rehearsing phone calls in your head, and leaving the party before you’ve arrived.
Natural habitatHome. Door locked. Lights low.
That’s so meThat’s so someone I know →
Every Woonzi carries its face with it
How it actually looks

Every Woonzi carries its face with it

The hood frames your face like a big plush grin. A tiny version of your character sits on your thigh, with the same eyes.

Goofy
Goofy
Offline
Offline
Daydreamer
Daydreamer
Introvert
Introvert

The gift they didn’t see coming

Another candle? Please. Give them something that says “I know exactly who you are.”

For the partner who never answers

“This is so my husband.” Offline. The one gift that doesn’t need a reply.

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For your best friend

One for them, one for you. Argue later about who’s who.

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For the whole family

Four personalities, one living room. The holiday card writes itself.

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What 9,000+ Happy customer Are Saying

  • Luis M.

    Luis M.

    Awesome product !!! The brilliant marketing video caught my attention and did not fail to impress. I bought the green monster for my teenage daughter. My daughter wears it every day. She wore when she went to the ski hill and tubing park and received so many compliments and inquiries. I was worried she would ruin it with the winter activities but the stitching is top quality and zero issues with rips or tears. I highly recommend this for a fun gift.

  • Theresa I.

    Theresa I.

    I fell in love with this onesie!

  • Lisa M.

    Lisa M.

    First of all...customer service was amazing and very friendly. The onesee is exactly like you see in the videos( providing you order from the woonzi site and not knock off ). It is super comfy and fun to wear and I make all my friends laugh when they see me in it ! Truly an awesome gift for yourself or a goofy friend 🧡

  • Sara R.

    Sara R.

    Great quality and so cozy. It is a hit among friends and family. I love the extra pocket, too!

  • Daniel W.

    Daniel W.

    Fantastic quality. Well worth the wait.Bringing lots of fun and excitement to our family 💖

  • Megan K.

    Megan K.

    So soft and cozy. My partner stole it, so I ordered a second!

Which Woonzi are you?

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Questions? We’ve got answers.

The things people ask us most.

Like a hoodie. Unzip the zipper that runs from leg to leg and the legs open up into one wide opening, like a dress. Pull it on over your head, then zip it closed and it turns back into legs. Getting out is the same, in reverse.

Easy. Open the zipper between the legs and lift your Woonzi up like a dress. No need to take the whole thing off.

Open the size chart and enter your height and weight. It tells you the best size for you. Woonzi is roomy on purpose, so if you’re in between, go one size up.

That’s the whole point. Woonzi keeps you warm and cozy on the couch, so you can keep the heater on low instead of heating the whole house.

Wash it before the first wear. Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) on a gentle cycle with mild detergent, colors separately. Hang to dry. Do not iron or dry clean.

Your Woonzi’s hair. Yes, really. Every Woonzi comes with a free comb in its matching color, for the best hair day of its life.

One of the best. Pick the personality that matches them and send it straight to their door. It arrives in our regular branded package. We don’t offer gift wrapping or gift notes.

Your first size swap is free. You have 30 days from delivery to return or exchange it, as long as it’s in new condition. Return policy

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Offline hasn't met any of them. Phone's in a drawer.

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Goofy says hi. Loudly. The other three are still deciding.
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